Thursday, December 3, 2009

Are You Savyy? Then Let's Go Buy Hardwood Floors

When I was a kid, I wanted my parents to get hardwood flooring for the living room. Better yet, get 100 houses wholesale, with 100% wholesale hardwood flooring. My parents did buy a house with a hardwood floor, not wholesale engineered hardwood flooring, but one house, with one hardwood floor. But my parents bought a Persian rug to cover most of the floor!

I dreamed of going dancing, the 5-year old child I was, on wholesale hardwood floors across the country. And other countries, fantastic cities. Budapest, Taiwan, Beijing, the Santa Monica Boulevard, Taos. "Hardwood floor wholesale!" I would hear street vendors cry out wishfully. Now that I’m an adult, all grown up, I still would like hardwood floors. I visited Vienna, where a master artist made a house which is a museum, with uneven floors. They go up and down. You can fall over the uneven floors, but then you look up and laugh, seeing the sign that tells you about the uneven floors, and the beauty of them, the feel of them under your feet, and it makes me wonder, 1,000 hardwood floors wholesale? Am I ready for that, to buy that? Why, perhaps.

I want to live in the fancy part of town, in a big house, with lots of hardwood floors everywhere. Really. I mean that completely. You ought to come with me, shop with me, go buying with me, see what we can find. We’ll have a great time, you and I, shopping for our floors to dance upon. We’ll put on music, tango, salsa, no… swing music! It will be fantastic. I’ll swing you around on the floors, because we’ll buy as many as we can find, at wholesale prices. We’ll invite our friends. We’ll stage a dance party. We’ll have DJ’s and little kids of our own, running around, and an abundance of laughter and playfulness and merriment. I bet you it’ll be grand. I like the wood grain. Do you ever run your fingers along wood grain in a truly beautiful floor? In a way, it’s the best feeling you can have on the tips of your fingers, the feel of the inside of a tree against your fingerprints, grooving against you. I like the wood grain because it is life. Although, it is in a floor.

Wholesale is the way to go, nowadays, what with the economy. Wholesale is economical. Wholesale is beautiful, when you know what you want and can afford to buy it. Sometimes I walk through the streets of the city and I look at the walls of apartments and I wonder, do they have wholesale hardwood floors? Are they that savvy, that in touch with the spirit of commerce and joy? And I think of you, with candles in your hair, that smile on your lips, the way you look at me reflected in the smooth surface of the embossed wood, and I know that you are that savvy. And then I say, “Let’s buy floors, babe.”

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